Mmmm, apple pie with a slice of cheese melted on top. It's so good you can't help but wolf it down. Next thing you know, you realize you've become a noble canine! (Lasts 1 hour.)
'Let them eat cake', you're tempted to say. But surely this was a pie, chocolate silk pie in fact. It's so smooth and rich it makes you want to purr. You've turned into a noble feline! (Lasts 1 hour.)
You eat the delectable blackberry pie, it's even got rich scoops of french vanilla ice cream on top! When you're done eating it, you feel rich too. You're an Equine Noble! (Lasts 1 hour.)
This chocolate pecan pie has whiskey in it. Quite a LOT of whiskey. By the time you've finished it, you feel the urge to tell bad puns about seals. Oh yes, and also you're a penguin! (Lasts 1 hour.)
